Ok Cat....I thought you was a bit "off" but we all are to some extent.....but grabbing wild cats and kicking skunks makes me really wonder just what is going on inside that head of yours.....was you dropped as a child? Kicked in the head by a horse? Eat too much lead paint? Or is it just something in the water?? I bet a few round of beers with you and the stories is a riot!Alright guys... it's time for a couple of stories from my past:
1 - I caught a bobcat by hand once. It wasn't full grown but it was bigger than a house cat and made me bleed (A LOT).
2 - My friends and I had a game of kicking skunks. If you are quick enough that they can't turn their ass to you they won't spray. I never got sprayed directly doing this (I have been sprayed under different scenarios). Several friends did catch a direct stream.
3 - I release bobcats from foothold traps using my coat. It's tricky but can be done. The walk away after release can be interesting.
Not sure I would go bear slapping! They can do much more than hurt you. That is just plain crazy!