Ok, G. Youre partially to blame for this ankle of mine.
I hesitate to tell it, but heres the story. I watched you burn your place in Iowa for several seasons. I got the itch and had a few successful burns myself. The night in question the wife and kid were out of town. I had a small fire going beside the pole burn a while after dark. When i left it, only a few whisps of flames remained. There might have been an alcoholic beverage involved.
So i work in the barn for an hour and step out into the driveway to see the woods behind the barn glowing like a sunset.
I ran back there to find not only the woods on fire, but also a scrapped lawn mower blazing and a recently removed kitchen sink. What burns on a sink
?
In a panic i race back into the gravel drive, cut hard to pick up 2 five gallon water buckets from the barn, and my ankle folds like a pretzel.
When i finally make it back with water, the wheel barrel tire has caught fire and i have to limp and roll it across the lawn to put it out. All of this at nearly midnight i might add.
So i hauled 60 gallons of water back there from the porch spigot with this bad ankle. Feeling like a complete fool. But i got it out without calling the fire department. And now the wife wont leave me at home anymore.
All because you had to burn Iowa and put it on YouTube.