I'm old school and should be saying yuppies (or probably hipsters) instead of hippies. The terminology has a tendency to change over time. However, I'm talking about apples from the Bowels of Disease Hell that are demanded by people like Clark Wilhem Griswold, Jr.'s neighbors (Todd and Margo).
I like growing apples that support life rather than apples that require life support.
honey crisp comes to mind