.....Yes. I will try to keep it short. Please be for warned if you are sensitive or have a vivid imagination STOP NOW!!!
We were celebrating my oldest son's birthday at the creek with family and friends. We have an awesome place along with a great rope swing I made. We were all playing a game of creek tag when the kids ganged up on me and got a little excited and pushed me in the creek. Normally this isn't a big deal but where they pushed me in there are some snags and roots still exposed. We'll I landed on one of them and impaled myself. The stob entered through the right side of my anus ripping both musles exiting the other side of my right butt cheek. It ended up ripping me a new one 4" wide over 8" deep. To make matter worse I removed myself from the impalement. Thus adding insult to injury. I was rushed by vehicle 45 minutes away to the closest hospital that could handle something like that. Almost bled out in route. Ended up having emergency surgery to repair the damage. Doctors think I'll be ok. Not a very fun recovery. ¼ to the left and I would have perforated my bowls leading to a whole other list of problems. But.....I did test negative for Chinavirus
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