Quick question for all the food plotters.
If you were starting from scratch, what food plot equipment would you buy to strictly plant food plots for deer?
Money is a factor, but a good argument can be made for money vs time.
Here is an awesome deal on a cultipacker in eastern kentucky.Quick question for all the food plotters.
If you were starting from scratch, what food plot equipment would you buy to strictly plant food plots for deer?
Money is a factor, but a good argument can be made for money vs time.
I get the same thing over a new atv...I can't imagine the look on my wife's face if I told her I was buying a drill......I know how that would go down!
ME speaking: "Hey, Babe I need to by me a drill."
Her: "That's fine, did you break the one you have?"
ME thinking: Noooo - she started with questions already.....defcon 1 - Questions? Questions are bad!
ME speaking: "Um....yep....that's it!"
ME thinking: You better remember to smile! You know she is thinking "power tool" and not "plotting tool" - your gonna regret this!
Her: "I'll go to Lowes with you."
ME thinking: Oh #$%& - defcon 2, consider aborting the mission and stop sweating!
ME speaking: "No, no, I need to go to the implement store."
Then there is the dreaded, long pause of awkward silence....I used a word she has a way of detecting even if I think it...."implement"....and she looks up at me and it's like she can see my very soul! She knows I'm up to no good now and now she is going to make me pay!
Her: "What sort of DRILL are you buying exactly?!?"
ME in my head: Yep - defcon 3, More questions! Put the military on stand-by, close the border, get the president on the phone - you can sense the hostility! Stare at your shoes, put your hands in your pockets and above all else, STOP TALKING!
ME out loud: "Uuuummmm"
ME in my head: NO - I said DO NOT SPEAK!!!!!
Her:"What's this DRILL going to cost?!?"
ME in my head: Defcon 4! I'm a dead man! Start playing "taps". Planes are in the air armed with nukes and headed towards their target! I'm about to enter a war I CAN'T win against an enemy that I know has no fear AND plays dirty!!! And my best plan of action is to SHUT UP and RUN!!!
And before she can ask anymore questions and before I say something really stupid and with an internal sense of self-preservation I just turn around and go back outside and put something rusty on the hitch of the tractor and go hide for a while!!!!
I just avoided a thermonuclear disaster in which the world as I know it would have ended! The enemy I faced would have let the world burn just to ensure I was not victorious. I would not have survived, she would have squashed me like a bug. I almost feel lucky getting out alive!!!!
Drill....right! At least that sort of drill..... only way I'm gonna see a drill is if she runs one over the shallow grave she puts me in!
Laugh all you want.....I'm not alone......
Here is an awesome deal on a cultipacker in eastern kentucky.
https://lexington.craigslist.org/grd/5700543731.html
I can't imagine the look on my wife's face if I told her I was buying a drill......I know how that would go down!
ME speaking: "Hey, Babe I need to by me a drill."
Her: "That's fine, did you break the one you have?"
ME thinking: Noooo - she started with questions already.....defcon 1 - Questions? Questions are bad!
ME speaking: "Um....yep....that's it!"
ME thinking: You better remember to smile! You know she is thinking "power tool" and not "plotting tool" - your gonna regret this!
Her: "I'll go to Lowes with you."
ME thinking: Oh #$%& - defcon 2, consider aborting the mission and stop sweating!
ME speaking: "No, no, I need to go to the implement store."
Then there is the dreaded, long pause of awkward silence....I used a word she has a way of detecting even if I think it...."implement"....and she looks up at me and it's like she can see my very soul! She knows I'm up to no good now and now she is going to make me pay!
Her: "What sort of DRILL are you buying exactly?!?"
ME in my head: Yep - defcon 3, More questions! Put the military on stand-by, close the border, get the president on the phone - you can sense the hostility! Stare at your shoes, put your hands in your pockets and above all else, STOP TALKING!
ME out loud: "Uuuummmm"
ME in my head: NO - I said DO NOT SPEAK!!!!!
Her:"What's this DRILL going to cost?!?"
ME in my head: Defcon 4! I'm a dead man! Start playing "taps". Planes are in the air armed with nukes and headed towards their target! I'm about to enter a war I CAN'T win against an enemy that I know has no fear AND plays dirty!!! And my best plan of action is to SHUT UP and RUN!!!
And before she can ask anymore questions and before I say something really stupid and with an internal sense of self-preservation I just turn around and go back outside and put something rusty on the hitch of the tractor and go hide for a while!!!!
I just avoided a thermonuclear disaster in which the world as I know it would have ended! The enemy I faced would have let the world burn just to ensure I was not victorious. I would not have survived, she would have squashed me like a bug. I almost feel lucky getting out alive!!!!
Drill....right! At least that sort of drill..... only way I'm gonna see a drill is if she runs one over the shallow grave she puts me in!
Laugh all you want.....I'm not alone......
I just read this to my wife! She glared across the room and asked what they cost - and I told her. She then says - Yep - you hit the nail on the head!I can't imagine the look on my wife's face if I told her I was buying a drill......I know how that would go down!
ME speaking: "Hey, Babe I need to by me a drill."
Her: "That's fine, did you break the one you have?"
ME thinking: Noooo - she started with questions already.....defcon 1 - Questions? Questions are bad!
ME speaking: "Um....yep....that's it!"
ME thinking: You better remember to smile! You know she is thinking "power tool" and not "plotting tool" - your gonna regret this!
Her: "I'll go to Lowes with you."
ME thinking: Oh #$%& - defcon 2, consider aborting the mission and stop sweating!
ME speaking: "No, no, I need to go to the implement store."
Then there is the dreaded, long pause of awkward silence....I used a word she has a way of detecting even if I think it...."implement"....and she looks up at me and it's like she can see my very soul! She knows I'm up to no good now and now she is going to make me pay!
Her: "What sort of DRILL are you buying exactly?!?"
ME in my head: Yep - defcon 3, More questions! Put the military on stand-by, close the border, get the president on the phone - you can sense the hostility! Stare at your shoes, put your hands in your pockets and above all else, STOP TALKING!
ME out loud: "Uuuummmm"
ME in my head: NO - I said DO NOT SPEAK!!!!!
Her:"What's this DRILL going to cost?!?"
ME in my head: Defcon 4! I'm a dead man! Start playing "taps". Planes are in the air armed with nukes and headed towards their target! I'm about to enter a war I CAN'T win against an enemy that I know has no fear AND plays dirty!!! And my best plan of action is to SHUT UP and RUN!!!
And before she can ask anymore questions and before I say something really stupid and with an internal sense of self-preservation I just turn around and go back outside and put something rusty on the hitch of the tractor and go hide for a while!!!!
I just avoided a thermonuclear disaster in which the world as I know it would have ended! The enemy I faced would have let the world burn just to ensure I was not victorious. I would not have survived, she would have squashed me like a bug. I almost feel lucky getting out alive!!!!
Drill....right! At least that sort of drill..... only way I'm gonna see a drill is if she runs one over the shallow grave she puts me in!
Laugh all you want.....I'm not alone......
For that price if it was closer to my location I would buy it for myself.Thanks for the link! Email sent. I've been watching craigslist, but there aren't many there. That's a 10' too and I'd have trouble getting it to some of the locations I want to plant.