I KNOW AN OLD HUNTER WHO SWALLOWED A FRY

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  1. Jonathan Bailey

    Jonathan Bailey Member

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    I know an old hunter who swallowed a fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die.



    I know an old hunter who swallowed a bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die.



    I know an old hunter who swallowed a fawn.

    He gave a big yawn to swallow that fawn.

    He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die.



    I know an old hunter who swallowed a fox.

    You bet'cher socks he swallowed that fox!

    He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

    He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die.



    I know an old hunter who swallowed his dog.

    Oh what a hog to swallow his dog!

    He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

    He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

    He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die.



    I know an old hunter who swallowed a lion.

    He swallowed that lion without even tryin'!

    He swallowed the lion to catch his dog.

    He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

    He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

    He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die



    I know an old hunter who swallowed a bear.

    How did he dare to swallow that bear!

    He swallowed the bear to catch the lion.

    He swallowed the lion to catch his dog.

    He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

    He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

    He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die



    I know an old hunter who swallowed a moose.

    His throat was loose to swallow that moose!

    He swallowed the moose to catch the bear.

    He swallowed the bear to catch the lion.

    He swallowed the lion to catch his dog.

    He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

    He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

    He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

    That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

    He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

    I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

    I guess he'll die



    I know an old hunter who swallowed his horse.

    He's dead of course!
     
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  2. Doe Shooter

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    Took a while to get there, but I could not stop reading.;)
     
  3. Jonathan Bailey

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    It's supposed to be a song with the melody of this:



    I wanted to have an OUTDOOR theme!

    My lyrics aren't copyrighted so anybody with talent is free to take my lyrics and produce a song recording and/or a cartoon animation of the song content and publish a video on YouTube of it. The American outdoor sports community will get a big bang out of it, I'm sure!
     
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  4. swat1018

    swat1018 Well-Known Member

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    Made more sense than your first post.
     
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